Brokeback Breakup

FUNTRIP :     How Not to Break-up

A ‘lovers’ quarrel’ episode in the tradition of Brokeback Mountain

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Lover 1: “You’re too much for me… *turns away * God, I wish I knew how to quit you! *tearful eyes*

Lover 2: “Well, why don’t you? Why don’t you just let me be? *puppy eyes* It’s because of you that I’m like this! I ain’t got nothing. I ain’t nowhere… *cries incessantly*

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… Lover 1 moves in for a HUG and no matter how resistant Lover 2 is, the other one does not let go. Lover 2 finally calms down and they both sit down gently while weeping. They then reminisce the good ‘old times together (SOB!).

"Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone!" (-mwah-)

One Response to “Brokeback Breakup”

  1. Norman Vincent Says:

    Hala Drew! Why the obsession? Haha! I have a dvd (pirated syempre) at mali ang subtitle, kaya di ko pa mapanood. It’s quite hard to decipher what they say dahil sa cowboy accent. Yun lang. =D

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